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Mutiny in Polynesia

Matilda here darlings! Patrick took me to Polynesia. Flew into Papeete Tahiti!!!! Did the Haka Dance and when them Tattooed Tahitian Bwoys stuck their tongue out at me…I stuck mine out right back at them!!!! Patrick almost got his butt kicked!!!!! We went to Huahine. Swam in the turquoise waters, then went to the Yacht […]

Back home after touring the South Pacific and Alaska

What an incredible trip it’s been! Matilda here darlings! Patrick and I are chill in beautiful BC after a trot around the globe. Our last stop was Alaska. Flew to lovely Sitka. Saw some wicked coastal brown bear at Fortress of the Bear. http://www.fortressofthebear.org/   Went to our old haunts Juneau, Icy Straight Point, Seward […]


Had a great trip onboard Holland America Line’s Nieuw Amsterdam. What a beautiful ship! Had a chance to hang out with my friend Scott Record the incredibly talented comedic singing impressionist. GREAT AUDIENCES!!!! THANK YOU GUESTS AND CREW OF THE WONDERFUL NA!!!!

Home From Australia, New Zealand and Tahiti

G’day Mates Got home at Midnight last night. Always a long trip home but Australia and New Zealand are worth the jet lag. I was at immigration at 8:30 in Brisbane Australia. Got off the ship an hour later and got a lift to the airport by a super friendly (most Aussies are) bus driver […]

Back From Alaska

Just got back from Holland America Line’s wonderful ship the Nieuw Amsterdam. What a great week. Thanks to the fantastic audiences! And thanks to the staff and crew. Jeremy the cruise director is a pleasure to work with. Next stop Papeete Tahiti.